a-wyvern-and-friends said: Uragaan think Rajang best monster in volcano! Hail Rajang!
OBVIOUSLY! Just don’t let Crimson hear me say that…
AHRU!! HEY! DON’T SNEAK UP ON RAJANG LIKE THAT, TUNA-FACE!!
Rajang doesn’t think that’s a good idea for either of us since Rajang need to do that thing called BREATHING, WHICH HE CAN’T DO UNDER COLD ASS WATER!! Also, unless you wear rubber saddle, RAJANG GOING TO END UP ACCIDENTALLY ROASTING FISHY WYVERN!
RAJANG HAS MORE ELECTRICITY THAN A THOUSAND TASERS COMBINED!! But hey, if we can work out kinks, RAJANG TOTALLY GAME FOR TEARING UP HUNTERS! URUHU!!
*spikey pickle noises*
*knife cat sounds*
*electric fuzzbutt cackles*
* poisonous silence*
*lightning dragon’s confusion*
*ETERNAL ENRAGED SCREECHING*
*chorus of barking and bug noises*
*fire noodle chirping*
*URUUUUUUs that knock everyone away*
URAHAHA! White Fatalis! It has been a little while, yes? OF COURSE IT HAS! ALSO, WHAT?! NEW BRACHYDIOS?!?! Eww, it covered in nasty yellow pee-boogers…THAT GROSS MAN! Rajang hear that nasty mold boogers reach highly unstable state once a Brachydios has lived long enough, and the mold starts to take over most of it’s shell. RAJANG LAUGH SINCE DUMB HUNTERS GO FLYING LEFT AND RIGHT TRYING TO HIT EXPLOSIVE WYVERN! HUA!!
Rajang usually hate monsters that have that “Slime” element thing (or Blast, WHATEVER MAKE UP YOUR MIND, STUPID GUILD!!), since Rajang have painful experience with it.
TEAMING UP WITH A MONSTER WITH SLIME?! Not usually Rajang’s style, but hey, if it means more Hunters going broke in futile attempt to kill Rajang, LET’S GO “DOUBLE DRAGON” ON THE PUNKS! FOUR FISTS BETTER THAN TWO!! URAHAHA!!!
Anonymous said: Your opinion on the rajang dark queen of desert sand?
RAJANG A NICE GUY?! URAHUHU! THAT’S A GOOD ONE! ADD ANOTHER JOKE TO THE JOKEBOOK!
((Welcome, ask-tsundiablos, to our crazy community!))
HEY! IT’S BLACK DIABLOS! Rajang forgot he had your letter stuck under his bed for a long time, BUT RAJANG FOUND IT AND NOW HE CAN ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!
Rajang does use his horns for battle, but they aren’t as effective as his fists. ALSO GIRL RAJANGS ALWAYS LOOK FOR MALES WITH BIGGEST HORNS! But Rajang think both male and female Rajangs are quite…HORNY! GET IT?! URUGHUUUHGHG! That’s good joke, Rajang have to save that one.
Also, YES ANON RAJANG DOES GIVE QUITE PAINFUL WEDGIES. Rajang can use his fists and his horns to deliver SUPER ATOMIC PELVIC-CRUSHING WEDGIES!! BETTER WATCH YOUR ASSES, HUNTERS!! Also, DON’T THINK GOING COMMANDO WILL SAVE YOU! Rajang can still give SUPER PAINFUL NOOGIES!
Anonymous said: do you likes bananas like the other monkeys?
O-OF COURSE NOT! THAT JUST NEGATIVE STEREOTYPE! *hides banana pile*
Anonymous said: oi you know what goa/shagaru magara have what other elder dragons dont? opposable thumbs. bam take that you stinking pelagus. ELDER DRAGONS FTW
BNAHABRA PLEASE! Rajang had thumbs SINCE GEN 2! GO-GO MANGO-LALA IS A GEN 4 DRAGON! Stinky Elder Dragons BARELY got thumbs. RAJANG HAS BEEN THUMB WRESTLING AND GIVING THUMBS UP SINCE 2006!
WHAT?! RAJANG, DEVILBRO AND PINECONE PARROT CAN NOW BE INFECTED?! BY SUPER VIRUS!?!
Well, I HOPE YOU HUNTERS BROUGHT PLENTY OF LIFEPOWDER AND FARCASTERS! YOU’RE GOING TO NEED THEM!! AHAHARUUU!!
Ahem, Caps lock is cruise control for cool. BETTER BITE THE PILLOW! RAJANG AND COMPANY ARE GOING IN DRY!
Rajang has met his cousins from the New Frontier, and they seem like cool guys…but Rajang swear they got too much of a bromance going on. RAJANG IS LONE WOLF, HE DON’T NEED HELP TO KICK ASS!! URUU!
And yes, from time to time Rajang get together with his fellow Pelagus/Fanged Beasts to play board games or go out to party. YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, YOU SNOT-NOSED PUNK?! URUU!!
It okay though, when Rajang go out to drink/ chill in hot springs with friends, he is (usually) calmer. RAJANG HAVE FIERCE COMPETITIVE STREAK!
※It is a picture drawn by a request from the followers of Twitter
Just as cute as he is deadly! GIVE ME YOUR TASTY HORN, KIRIN! GOO GOO URUUUU!
Rajang has gotten so many followers over the life of his blog! THANK YOU!
Now, ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT RAJANG SHOULD DO TO CELEBRATE?! Feel free to drop ideas in Rajang’s inbox.
So far, Rajang think he might hold a contest. WHOEVER DRAW COOLEST RAJANG WILL WIN….UH…A MONHUN-THEMED DRAWING OF YOUR CHOICE! ((No NSFW, though…lol))
Does that sound good, or should Rajang do something else?! RAJANG WANT COMMUNITY INPUT, HE MAY BE LONESOME, BUT HE NOT TOTALLY ANTISOCIAL!! URUUU!!
THANKS AGAIN FOR REBLOGS/ JUST STOPPING BY TO BASK IN RAJANG’S AWESOMENESS!
Rajang use L’oreal Paris Shampoo with Hunter Tear extract…. BECAUSE HE WORTH IT!
Mr. Pinecone can eat Genprey and bully Raths? SO WHAT?! RAJANG DO THAT ALL THE TIME, HE DID IT BEFORE IT WAS IN SEASON!!
RAJANG WILL FIGHT THE FLYING PINECONE AND….wait, IT HAS RAGE MODE?!
Fighting one of those things is like fighting giant pile of razor blades! RAZOR BLADES THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT OTHER RAZOR BLADES!! WHY NO ONE WARN RAJANG?! Now Rajang got a bad hair cut, but at least he got punches in! Rajang gave that “Stevecone” a fat lip, too! URUHUHU!!
But Rajang had to eat lots of meat to heal wounds. STUPID PINECONE MADE RAJANG BLEED LIKE A MOTHER GAIARCH!
That thing better think twice before fighting Rajang again! HE WILL BE READY FOR ROUND 2!!!
((Steve’s rage mode was too good to pass up for this, he really does look more like a pine cone like that, lol))