Video 28 Jul 14 notes

ask-barioth:

Arijang, while friendly for the most part, is often quite aggressive with her concept of playing with others.

((The usual 4 panel format was not gonna work for this, lol.))

Everyone should know Rajang likes to play… BY SNAPPING BONES AND PULVERIZING HUNTERS TO A BLOODSTAIN ON THE FLOOR! URUHUU! Also, Rajang is not the father, Rajang was at home working out…

Video 25 Jul 14 notes

"Steve" is a pinecone. THAT IS ALL!

Text 23 Jul 173 notes

daifen said: A Kirin, maybe? *squishes cheeks*

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Rajang doesn’t know about the prettiest, but certainly the tastiest! Yum!

Video 18 Jul 68 notes

OK! RAJANG’S BIOLOGY CLASS NOW IN SESSION!!

Ok, Rajang hope you are listening,because he will not repeat self if you get this wrong on the test. THOSE WHO FAIL RAJANG’S TEST WILL GET THEIR SPINES SEVERED BY HUGS!

Ok, ahem, now then. Both good questions. Let’s start with first one.

"Pelagus" is more of a type of monster, usually referring to monsters that have "mammalian" things like body heat, fur, stuff like that. Rajang considers  the tiny, (often) weak Humans "Pelagus", yes, because they have their own body heat, hair, and funky mammal smells.

Back in day, “Primatius” (close to word ‘Primate’) was used to label mammal-like monsters, because most Pelagus back in day were monkey-like (Rajang’s bros Congalala and Blangonga, for example). Rajang also considers Wyvernians as Pelagus, too, for same reasons as humans. Maybe Humans, Wyvernians and Pelagus have some kind of missing link. BUT, KNOWING DUMB HUNTER’S GUILD, THEY WILL WANT TO HUNT IT DOWN AND MAKE DESIGNER PURSE OUT OF IT, HUAHURRRUUU!!!

Now for second question, YES, RAJANG CONSIDER THESE MONSTERS PELAGUS, TOO, EVEN IF THEY ARE LIKE 50 TIMES WEAKER THAN RAJANG!!!  Rajang laugh at Honey-Badger Bear, Stinky Armadillo, and Koala Bunny as Rajang has affectionately labeled Arzuros, Volvidon, and Lagombi, respectively.

OK, CLASS DISMISSED! NOW GET OUT BEFORE RAJANG MAKE YOU DO POP QUIZ!

Text 17 Jul 9 notes

snarky-princess:

no okay but

infected Rajang guys

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?! URUUU!

Video 14 Jul 22 notes

WHAT?! THERE IS A NEW CRIMSON FATALIS NOW?!
Well, anon, Rajang is brave, but CRIMSON FATALIS MAKE HIM WANT TO JETPACK AWAY TO SAFETY! NOTHING TO DO IN VOLCANO!! URUUU!

And yes, since Fatalis is on top of food chain, everything look tasty to them, EVEN FIERCE MONSTER LIKE RAJANG!

((Sorry for the lack of posts and inactivity. Been working mornings now, so time is a bit harder to manage. Plus iScribble and Pokemon distract me, too. XD))

Video 4 May 37 notes

Does Rajang give hugs? NO! BECAUSE HIS ARM STRENGTH DON’T BULLFANGO AROUND! Rajang’s hugs would kill anyone unfortunate enough to be caught in them! URUHUU! If the severed spine doesn’t kill them, THE COLLAPSED LUNGS PROBABLY WILL. OUCH!

Now, RECEIVING hugs is totally different story, since Rajang isn’t crushing an unfortunate victim. THAT WILL DO, LITTLE TAIL-LESS MONKEY, THAT WILL DO *pats Anon Huntress’s head*

Video 16 Mar 176 notes

URUUUHAHAHA! The tasty horses and hunters run from the sheer might that is DEVILJANG! Or is it Rajho? 

OF COURSE RAJANG WILL TAKE YOUR OFFER, DEVILBRO! GET THE HARNESS!

Text 16 Mar 4 notes

ask-a-monster-scientist said: ((YOU'RE JUST A SCRUB COMPARED TO A SHAGARU ! THAT FUCKER SHINES AND TURNS THE SKY PITCH BLACK. YOU SCRUB ! >:T))

Ahem, Rajang will inform you that he is not a “scrub”, he’s A PUNCH! TO THE FACE! What science do you study? Because if it’s the science of PISSING RAJANG OFF, YOU JUST MADE A BREAKTHROUGH! Now, go play with your beakers, or whatever scientists do.

Text 15 Mar 2 notes Shout Out!

Rajang would like to thank a special blog that has been helping him get far out there in Internet land! MonsterHunterThings!!

 http://monsterhunterthings.tumblr.com/

If you haven’t followed them yet, WHY NOT?! DON’T MAKE RAJANG GIVE YOU THE PELAGUS ELBOW!!

Video 15 Mar 38 notes

WHAT?! YOU MEAN GOA IS JUST A BABY?! Oh, Shagaru, yeah, YOUR SON SMELLS! AND HE COULDN’T HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF A BARN!! Ururuuhuu, get it, cuz HE’S BLIND!!

Rajang can outshine that Elder Dragon (?) all day, not with power, but with AWESOME STYLE! Now if you don’t mind, Rajang is going to get the Fucium out of here before that crazy thing EVOLVES AGAIN! BLEH!!

Video 13 Mar 41 notes

ask-a-deviljho:

Ask-A-Deviljho #71

Jho

"Way ahead of you."

URU YEAH!! WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE NOW!! URUUU!

((this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen))

Video 13 Mar 39 notes

Rajang think his pin attack is pretty cool….AGAINST HUNTERS AND SMALL ANIMALS ONLY!! That new move make Rajang’s life inconvenient sometimes, like WHEN TRYING TO DRINK JUICE!

You know what, stupid carton? RAJANG WILL NOT SHAKE YOU NEXT TIME! Rajang is badass who doesn’t follow the rules, anyways! HURUU!! Rajang did the same thing with a snow-globe during December, and let’s just say Rajang had to do a lot of clean up in his cave…

Text 12 Mar 12 notes Update, Uruuu!

Rajang isn’t dead, SO DON’T CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA!!

However, Rajang’s mod have question. Would it be okay to reply to questions with lineart drawings instead of full-color drawings? He asks this because Rajang so popular and has inbox full of questions, but ANSWERING THEM ALL WITH FANCY DRAWINGS ALL TIME WILL TAKE FOREVER! Don’t worry if you asked the mighty Rajang a question, he still have it in the box. RAJANG DOESN’T ERASE LOVE LETTERS URUUHUU!

Text 14 Feb 5 notes

Rajang wishes everyone a happy Valentine’s Day (whatever hell that is about, Rajang hear it’s human mating season or something…). RAJANG GIVE SHOUT OUT TO ONE HE LOVE MOST, HIMSELF! URUHUUHUU!!


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